Monday, May 28, 2007

Cubs vs. Marlins - May 28th, 2007

Well by some miracle of God, I wasn't called into work today and was able to drive back to Chicago for one day to see the Cubs play the Marlins. We got to see the Cubs enlist a shithouse offensive effort against the Marlins D-squad of pitching. No worries though, it was a beautiful day! Byung Hun Kim pitched for the Marlins and it's always fun to see a crazy 5 foot 1 inch sidearmed pitcher even if he destroys your team despite incredibly sucking at baseball. Cubs waged a minor 9th inning rally that fell short and lost the game 5-3. Boo. Sean Marshall, who looks slightly mentally challenged, pitched well but everyone decided not to get any hits until the 9th.

Josh Willingham was in left field for the Marlins, but WE DIDN'T HECKLE HIM AT ALL AND NO ONE ELSE DID IN THE ENTIRE OUTFIELD because I am a reformed born-again who doesn't heckle anymore thanks to Anonymous commenter and Paul the commenter aka Jesus and Paul the Apostle.

Two young ladies sat next to us during the game and wanted a ball real badly and apparently wanted to talk to me real badly as she kept complaining that I was too quiet. One was rail thin and my friend, I'll change his name to protect him and call him "Jeff", said to me, "Do you think that girl eats at all? I feel like we should buy her a hot dog or something." The jokes continued from there. Here's a picture of her:



That's even her actual hairstyle too.

Final Score: Marlins 5 - Cubs 3

Cubs record in 2007 when I am in attendance: 1-3

Pitchers:
Marlins - Byung Hun Kim
Cubs - Sean Marshall

Singer of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"- Andre Dawson

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