Thursday, May 24, 2007

Finally I have found the Perfect Accompanyment to Meatcake

A few weeks ago my roomate cooked me a meatcake for my birthday (pictured below).



It's meatloaf for cake, mashed potatoes as frosting, and ketchup/worchester inside frosting and topping. It's really a work of culinary genius. It was delicious too.

However, it was truly a struggle to figure out what to drink. Liquor? No. Milk? Only from a boob. Juice? Hell no. Beer? Close but no cigar.

Luckily Jones soad has heard the call.




Do you see this? Can you read those miraculous soda flavors? Let's zoom in:



That's right, TURKEY AND GRAVY FLAVORED SODA. Awesome, now I can drink meat while eating meatcake. Truly this is the greatest soda breakthrough since Crystal Pepsi. Shit, you can eat a whole meal with that pack. Turkey & Gravy, Pea, Dinner Roll, Sweet Potatoes, Corn, Broccoli and Salmon flavored sodas exist. Everyone wants fish flavored soda. And if your gigantic meal gives you indigestion, here's your solution:

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