Throw Pillows Are Dumb
Why Can't I Sit On My Couch
Fluffy Thing in Way
British accents lame
Can't Understand you jack-ass
Sound Like pudding
Testicles are weird
Different Temperature
Than rest of body
Babies cry a lot
Poop wherever they want to
Kind of awesome life
Dumplings fit lots of
Stuff into dough but take
forever to make
Dogs lick their genitals
Yet their owners still kiss them
On the lips with tongue
I can't figure out
The number of syllables
In the word wires
How did powdered wigs
Ever be major fashion
statement same with Uggs
Why does the mustache
talk politics all the time
without making sense
How does curly hair
always stay curly when you
think bout gravity
Who invented bread
add yeast to flour and shit
seems weird idea
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