Guest Blogger and Atlanta Native Weighs In on Michael Vick

The hot topic in the sports world right now is without a shadow of a doubt the Michael Vick dog fighting fiasco. Coming with this are about a million terrible jokes involving some crap about him and how his nickname listed in the indictment is Ookie. OK so fine the Ookie stuff is pretty funny but so many Vick jokes are just flat out not funny. For example, people naming their fantasy football team Vick's Dog Pound. Please, put a little more effort into it. So without further ado I give you guest blogger Avery, who does not know that his words are about to be blatantly plagiarised into a "guest blog" post. I promise to give him 100% of the revenue that comes from this post. Avery is weighing in on fantasy football team names related to Vick, and these are all absolutely genius:




"...are a registered trademark of Falcons fans. Noah's team name is clearly violating all kinds of copyright laws. I demand 50% of Noah's winnings or an immediate name change.

Not to mention, Vicks Dog Show? thats not even creative - whatever you think about my name, atleast it took some effort. My sweat, blood, and tears went into my crappy team name.

For proof / your enjoyment, here are my failed team names in no particular order.

Kibbles&Vicks
Lassie’sLastStand
ScoobySmacks
7 Dalmations
BloodhoundGang
PutUpYourMarmadukes
PoundedPuppies
My Dog Vick
AirBudBitesBack
Going Toto Prison
RonTinTinMexico
OldYellers'Revenge
Herpes&Hooch
ClifordTheBigDeadDog

I welcome suggestions if you like any of these better / have new ones. I do reret that I couldnt do anything good with 'All Dogs Go To Heaven'

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For the record, his team name is Cruella DeVick. Awesome.

My favorites are Scooby Smacks and RonTinTinMexico.