37 or 38 Things to do in Chicago

People always have no idea what to do. This list should help. At least 30+ of these are actually feasible and have a low budget. Don't ever complain that you're bored again.

Yes I came up with these while staring at the clock on a friday afternoon, so sue me.

1. Erect Statue of Kirk Fogg in Kirk Fogg’s honor
2. make origami
3. learn to crochet
4. go swimming in the lake
5. go to one of chicago’s fine drinking establishments
6. play a game
7. have a jam session
8. get everyone to sit in a large circle and give each other back rubs
9. go bowling
10. go to a poetry reading
11. brainstorm ideas for a novel
12. walk my neighbors dog
13. go tp’ing
14. buy a do it yourself book and do it yourself
15. buy lots of ingredients and cook fabulous desserts
16. play loud instruments outside a retirement home
17. watch (NAME REMOVED FOR INNOCENCE) make out with grandpa death
18. invite over coworkers for a make out party
19. everyone reads their favorite story in the bible and acts it out
20. buy a set of legos and don’t stop til our spaceship is built
21. or a 3-D puzzle
22. look at magic eyes
23. cut the top off an empty soda bottle then go catch a caterpillar and a get a milkweed plant and watch the caterpillar metamorphasis into a beautiful buttefly
24. go to sonic
25. rent every single wrestlemania and watch them in a count down to wrestlemania 24 which happens Sunday night and eat 3 seven pound cans of pudding to satiate ourselves
26. rent purple rain and sing along
27. use on demand karaoke and sing lightning crash by Live 3 times
28. LOTHT drinking game
29. putt putt (or mini golf)
30. decide who is a better actor once and for all, corey Feldman or corey haim
31. watch the transformation of Elizabeth berkeley from saved by the bell innocent to showgirls tramp
32. go to a bologna factory and learn how it’s made
33. play charades
34. play hide and go seek at hawthorne place
35. discover the wonders of our IMAAAAAAAAAAGINATION
36. play guitar hero
37. actually learn how to play guitar - (wait, scratch this one)
38. make clay pots while listening to the righteous brotheres